One of the funny things about leases is how certain things are classified. A few years back my friend Steve noticed in our lease that fish and other tank dwelling animals fell under the domain of furniture instead of actual pets. “Pets” required a few-hundred dollar deposit, where as furniture did not.
Anyways, Brett owns a turtle named Cornelius so this post is dedicated to him.
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| This is Cornelius, he is my third roommate. He is not food, he is legally considered furniture. |
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| King of the castle. |
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| Still considered furniture even when under water. |
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| Furniture, because they are not real… or edible. |
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| Almost food. The food is inside these pieces of furniture. |
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| Food! Good food too. |
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| My dinner. Spaghetti with muhsrooms, spinach, onion, garlic and tuna lightly sauced and topped with parmesan. |
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