About Me

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When I was in 5th grade, my class was asked to sort ourselves by how many hours of TV we watched every week. The next closest person still wasn't close.

I didn't know it, but I was prepping for my current career as an Art Director. During those years I learned what it takes to get people's attention, but more importantly how to keep it.

Since then, I've stuffed a bunch of religious leaders into a Toyota Tundra, had one hand-person paint a portrait of another near naked hand-person and created a .5 star hotel for Donald Trump on the border of the Rio Grande River. Oh, and I made some ads as well.

If you want to make some stuff that earns people's attention too, you can find me at josh@joshdweiss.com, 415.741.8176 or on LinkedIn.

Also, I've been told my work is funnier than I am in person. I don't disagree.

Also also, here are some photos of my cat, Killbot 3000.

When I was in 5th grade, my class was asked to sort ourselves by how many hours of TV we watched every week. The next closest person wasn't close.

I didn't know it, but I was prepping for my current career as an Art Director. During those years I learned what it takes to get people's attention, but more importantly how to keep it.

Since then, I've stuffed a bunch of religious leaders into a Toyota Tundra, had one hand-person paint a portrait of another near naked hand-person and created a .5 star hotel for Donald Trump on the border of the Rio Grande River. Oh, and I made some ads as well.

If you want to make some stuff that earns people's attention too, you can find me at josh@joshdweiss.com, 415.741.8176 or on LinkedIn.

Also, I've been told my work is funnier than I am in person. I don't disagree.

Also also, here are some photos of my cat, Killbot 3000.

When I was in 5th grade, my class was asked to sort ourselves by how many hours of TV we watched every week. The next closest person still wasn't close.

I didn't know it, but I was prepping for my current career as an Art Director. During those years I learned what it takes to get people's attention, but more importantly how to keep it.

Since then, I've stuffed a bunch of religious leaders into a Toyota Tundra, had one hand-person paint a portrait of another near naked hand-person and created a .5 star hotel for Donald Trump on the border of the Rio Grande River. Oh, and I made some ads as well.

If you want to make some stuff that earns people's attention too, you can find me at josh@joshdweiss.com, 415.741.8176 or on LinkedIn.

Also, I've been told my work is funnier than I am in person.
I don't disagree.

Also also, here are some photos of my cat, Killbot 3000.

When I was in 5th grade, my class was asked to sort ourselves by how many hours of TV we watched every week. The next closest person still wasn't that close.

I didn't know it, but I was prepping for my current career as an Art Director. During those years I learned what it takes to get people's attention, but more importantly how to keep it.

Since then, I've stuffed a bunch of religious leaders into a Toyota Tundra, had one hand-person paint a portrait of another near naked hand-person and created a .5 star hotel for Donald Trump on the border of the Rio Grande River. Oh, and I made some ads as well.

If you want to make some stuff that earns people's attention too, you can find me at josh@joshdweiss.com, 415.741.8176 or on LinkedIn.

Also, I've been told my work is funnier than I am in person. I don't disagree.

Also also, here are some photos of my cat, Killbot 3000.

When I was in 5th grade, my class was asked to sort ourselves by how many hours of TV we watched every week. The next closest person still wasn't close.

I didn't know it, but I was prepping for my current career as an Art Director. During those years I learned what it takes to get people's attention, but more importantly how to keep it.

Since then, I've stuffed a bunch of religious leaders into a Toyota Tundra, had one hand-person paint a portrait of another near naked hand-person and created a .5 star hotel for Donald Trump on the border of the Rio Grande River. Oh, and I made some ads as well.

If you want to make some stuff that earns people's attention too, you can find me at josh@joshdweiss.com, 415.741.8176 or on LinkedIn.

Also, I've been told my work is funnier than I am in person. I don't disagree.

Also also, here are some photos of my cat, Killbot 3000.

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