In honor of my cat Killbot being with me for 9 years today, here are some facts about him most people probably don't know.

Full Name - Killbot Reginald 3000
First Job - Sleep Specialist
Dream Job - Bounty Hunter
Favorite Dictator - Benito Mewsolini
Pet Peeve - Accidentally getting locked in the closet
Favorite Costume - Cat that gives a fuck
Favorite Day of Week - Hates Mondays
Favorite Activity - Annoying Josh