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Dedicated to Blake,

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Love,
Unrelated Sunita
& Uncle Josh

Dedicated to Blake,

You're unable to read this.

Love,
Unrelated Sunita
& Uncle Josh

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Alligato

Alligato

Sharp teeth and scales,
Whiskers and fur,
You’ll find Alligato -
Where growl meets purr.
Whether snapping at yarn,
Or scratching the rug,
We calm her down,
With a belly rub.

Sharp teeth and scales,
Whiskers and fur,
You’ll find Alligato -
Where growl meets purr.
Whether snapping at yarn,
Or scratching the rug,
We calm her down,
With a belly rub.

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Bunniconda

Bunniconda

Hoppity hop!
Slithery slide.
I gulp down a carrot,
But from me do I hide?
My tongue smells fresh lettuce,
First I hiss, then I scare.
I’m my own worst enemy,
But I won’t touch a hare.

Hoppity hop!
Slithery slide.
I gulp down a carrot,
But from me do I hide?
My tongue smells fresh lettuce,
First I hiss, then I scare.
I’m my own worst enemy,
But I won’t touch a hare.

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Crabacus

Crabacus

I’ve counted grains of sand,
From Fiji to Key West,
April gets quite busy,
So in August I rest.
I invoice shrimp & mussels,
As I multiply and subtract,
Numbers never lie,
And that’s my favorite fact!

I’ve counted grains of sand,
From Fiji to Key West,
April gets quite busy,
So in August I rest.
I invoice shrimp & mussels,
As I multiply and subtract,
Numbers never lie,
And that’s my favorite fact!

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Ducknut

Ducknut

The baker fed me leftovers,
And oh my, life was sweet!
But I ate too many donuts,
And became my favorite treat!
I waddle more than ever,
In water I don’t tread,
My wings would get all soggy,
Because they’re made of bread.

The baker fed me leftovers,
And oh my, life was sweet!
But I ate too many donuts,
And became my favorite treat!
I waddle more than ever,
In water I don’t tread,
My wings would get all soggy,
Because they’re made of bread.

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eMoo

eMoo

I’ve got built-in Wifi,
I flash antennae too,
Allow me to introduce myself,
Moo! The name’s eMoo.
I’m quite unlike the other cows,
In fields I illuminate,
If you couldn’t milk my radio waves,
We’d never communicate.

I’ve got built-in Wifi,
I flash antennae too,
Allow me to introduce myself,
Moo! The name’s eMoo.
I’m quite unlike the other cows,
In fields I illuminate,
If you couldn’t milk my radio waves,
We’d never communicate.

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Firefleece

Firefleece

Fleeces of fire!
Fleeces ablaze!
On summer winds you conspire,
On sultry evenings you graze.
You bleat as you glimmer,
And when autumn winds cool,
You keep us warm,
With your toasty wool.

Fleeces of fire!
Fleeces ablaze!
On summer winds you conspire,
On sultry evenings you graze.
You bleat as you glimmer,
And when autumn winds cool,
You keep us warm,
With your toasty wool.

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Grasshopser

Grasshopser

You’ve heard of bar flies,
Well here’s Grasshop…
hop...hopser…
Here for your beer,
He loves a good lag...lager.
A malt or an ale,
A pilsner or stout,
He’ll need you to spot him,
When you’re both kicked out.

You’ve heard of bar flies,
Well here’s Grasshop…
hop...hopser…
Here for your beer,
He loves a good lag...lager.
A malt or an ale,
A pilsner or stout,
He’ll need you to spot him,
When you’re both kicked out.

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Hippypotamus

Hippypotamus

My underwater mansion,
Is where my heart sings,
There’s peace, love, and flowers,
There ain’t no right wing.
Don’t work for the man,
Drive VW, not Bentley,
I’ll meditate to Hendrix,
And resurface at 4:20.

My underwater mansion,
Is where my heart sings,
There’s peace, love, and flowers,
There ain’t no right wing.
Don’t work for the man,
Drive VW, not Bentley,
I’ll meditate to Hendrix,
And resurface at 4:20.

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Inkguana

Inkguana

Signatures dissolve,
Pens lose their black.
Inkguana liquifies,
to ink - then back.
First impressions tell all,
But he’ll never leave his.
Better cash that check now...
And... you never read this.

Signatures dissolve,
Pens lose their black.
Inkguana liquifies,
to ink - then back.
First impressions tell all,
But he’ll never leave his.
Better cash that check now...
And... you never read this.

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Jollyfish

Jollyfish

Oceans of Joy!
Where blues turn to bliss,
Happiness glows from inside,
That’s why I’m Jollyfish!
My tentacles tickle,
And should sadness arise,
I count blessings instead,
Stinging negatives goodbye.

Oceans of Joy!
Where blues turn to bliss,
Happiness glows from inside,
That’s why I’m Jollyfish!
My tentacles tickle,
And should sadness arise,
I count blessings instead,
Stinging negatives goodbye.

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Kiltwala

Kiltwala

Aye! I knew ‘em well!
The clan from Down Under,
I’m their Scot-relative: Kiltwala,
On the Highlands I wander!
Chewing eucalyptus haggis,
Jigging-to-didgeridoo,
May nothing meant for ye,
ever go past you.

Aye! I knew ‘em well!
The clan from Down Under,
I’m their Scot-relative: Kiltwala,
On the Highlands I wander!
Chewing eucalyptus haggis,
Jigging-to-didgeridoo,
May nothing meant for ye,
ever go past you.

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Lalalalobster

Lalalalobster

My band’s The Maine Act,
‘The Current’s Sensation!’
I’m called Lalalalobster
‘The Crooning Crustacean.’
Grew up in blue grasses,
But agent’s now fretting-
For some extra clams,
I’ll also do weddings.

My band’s The Maine Act,
‘The Current’s Sensation!’
I’m called Lalalalobster
‘The Crooning Crustacean.’
Grew up in blue grasses,
But agent’s now fretting-
For some extra clams,
I’ll also do weddings.

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Medieveel

Medieveel

I protect my algae fortress
With armor & chain,
I debate Shakespeare v. Marlowe
In my freshwater terrain.
Sometimes things get slippery,
And the metal doesn’t help,
Because I’m quite electric,
I often shock myself.

I protect my algae fortress
With armor & chain,
I debate Shakespeare v. Marlowe
In my freshwater terrain.
Sometimes things get slippery,
And the metal doesn’t help,
Because I’m quite electric,
I often shock myself.

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Neighsayer

Neighsayer

From Stable to Law School,
Then Law Review & Torts
A clerkship at SCOTUS,
Now I’m a stallion in court.
Ploughed hard in my field,
Dine on apples, not hay.
Took a farmer saying I couldn’t do it-
For my actions to prove him nay.

From Stable to Law School,
Then Law Review & Torts
A clerkship at SCOTUS,
Now I’m a stallion in court.
Ploughed hard in my field,
Dine on apples, not hay.
Took a farmer saying I couldn’t do it-
For my actions to prove him nay.

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Owlephant

Owlephant

I’m wise with tusks & feathers,
I fly from dusk ‘til dawn,
Don’t let my small size fool you,
(I really weigh 5 tons.)
My eyes function as binoculars,
I hunt peanuts along the way,
I’d rather eat mice and squirrels,
But my trumpet frightens all my prey.

I’m wise with tusks & feathers,
I fly from dusk ‘til dawn,
Don’t let my small size fool you,
(I really weigh 5 tons.)
My eyes function as binoculars,
I hunt peanuts along the way,
I’d rather eat mice and squirrels,
But my trumpet frightens all my prey.

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Pigakeet

Piagakeet

My father oinked, “You’re pretty, bird!”
My mother cooed, “You’re tweet!”
I hatched just 3 weeks later,
Their baby Pigakeet.
I’m a non-stop chit-chat-chatterbox,
A simple message in the sky:
True love makes all things possible!
It even makes pigs fly.

My father oinked, “You’re pretty, bird!”
My mother cooed, “You’re tweet!”
I hatched just 3 weeks later,
Their baby Pigakeet.
I’m a non-stop chit-chat-chatterbox,
A simple message in the sky:
True love makes all things possible!
It even makes pigs fly.

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Qwhale

Qwhale

Our Class is: Aves-Mammalia
We hop to Rio for migration,
Our GPS is deep sounds & chirps.
They call it echolocation.
We bounce along on tiny legs,
Swimming air on deep blue feather
With our social nature we know ‘we’ means Wee!
Because good times are happier together.

Our Class is: Aves-Mammalia
We hop to Rio for migration,
Our GPS is deep sounds & chirps.
They call it echolocation.
We bounce along on tiny legs,
Swimming air on deep blue feather
With our social nature we know ‘we’ means Wee!
Because good times are happier together.

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Rabbitam

Rabbitam

Shalom! Mazel! Boker Tov!
It’s good to see you there.
My friends call me Rabbitam.
And I’m a Chosen hare.
Remember to praise the sweets Life brings,
When things are sometimes not.
I’d like radish spread & a carrot knish,
When I see you at Shabbat.

Shalom! Mazel! Boker Tov!
It’s good to see you there.
My friends call me Rabbitam.
And I’m a Chosen hare.
Remember to praise the sweets Life brings,
When things are sometimes not.
I’d like radish spread & a carrot knish,
When I see you at Shabbat.

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Seamouse

Seamouse

I dug a hole through a wall,
And wound up in the sea!
I was living on a houseboat,
But the ocean embraced me.
With a fish’s tail and some gills,
Who knew before falling in-
Breathing would be a piece of cheese,
Mice sense oxygen through their skin.

I dug a hole through a wall,
And wound up in the sea!
I was living on a houseboat,
But the ocean embraced me.
With a fish’s tail and some gills,
Who knew before falling in-
Breathing would be a piece of cheese,
Mice sense oxygen through their skin.

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Trucan

Trucan

Omission, bluffs, and denial,
Dishonesty & fabrication,
Bright plumage molts from even white lies,
Feathers fall from exaggeration.
In a Latin tongue I squawk the truth,
We know where this lesson ends.
Most folks are Adversus Veritatem,
The ones that stay are friends.

Omission, bluffs, and denial,
Dishonesty & fabrication,
Bright plumage molts from even white lies,
Feathers fall from exaggeration.
In a Latin tongue I squawk the truth,
We know where this lesson ends.
Most folks are Adversus Veritatem,
The ones that stay are friends.

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Umpire Bat

Umpire Bat

I’m simply upside down.
But in the rafters I’m dingbat-happy,
My smile might look a frown,
From big stadiums to a little league,
With homers, strikes, and swings.
Life’s a game and we’re all at bat,
Based on how we look at things,
The world can be so different.

I’m simply upside down.
But in the rafters I’m dingbat-happy,
My smile might look a frown,
From big stadiums to a little league,
With homers, strikes, and swings.
Life’s a game and we’re all at bat,
Based on how we look at things,
The world can be so different.

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Violature

Violature

Strings swell within my feathers,
I compliment mother nature,
I fly upon wings of music,
That makes me Violature.
There’s minuets in rabbit leaps,
Sonatas in setting suns,
We’re all one big concerto,
There’s a song in everyone.

Strings swell within my feathers,
I compliment mother nature,
I fly upon wings of music,
That makes me Violature.
There’s minuets in rabbit leaps,
Sonatas in setting suns,
We’re all one big concerto,
There’s a song in everyone.

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Wheezel

Wheezel

Ten steps feel like a thousand,
Hurdles, relays... I take a while.
My heavy dander makes me wheeze,
Don’t even think about the mile.
My inhaler’s so embarrassing,
Used it all through 100-meter.
And because I’m part weasel,
Coach thinks that I’m just a cheater.

Ten steps feel like a thousand,
Hurdles, relays... I take a while.
My heavy dander makes me wheeze,
Don’t even think about the mile.
My inhaler’s so embarrassing,
Used it all through 100-meter.
And because I’m part weasel,
Coach thinks that I’m just a cheater.

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Xstetential

Xstetential

Every egg is Xstetential.
What hides within its shell?
Is what’s inside that matters most?
Or how it reflects yourself?
Does Xstetential hold something else?
Or is it always yolk?
Only the secret sits and knows inside,
And that - my friend’s - the joke.

Every egg is Xstetential.
What hides within its shell?
Is what’s inside that matters most?
Or how it reflects yourself?
Does Xstetential hold something else?
Or is it always yolk?
Only the secret sits and knows inside,
And that - my friend’s - the joke.

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Yessireebobcat

Yessireebobcat

I’m I-can-do-it-cattitude!
I make waves, not wait on ‘muses’,
I clasp the moment: it’s called Now,
I say “YES!” to kill excuses.
MPH I clock : 25,
Great work earns me vacation.
Remember: no matter what your pace,
You can’t outrun your reputation.

I’m I-can-do-it-cattitude!
I make waves, not wait on ‘muses’,
I clasp the moment: it’s called Now,
I say “YES!” to kill excuses.
MPH I clock : 25,
Great work earns me vacation.
Remember: no matter what your pace,
You can’t outrun your reputation.

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Zumbee

Zumbee

My workout-style’s the latest buzz,
You gotta shake your money,
Hive beat music keeps it fresh,
whether local, raw - it’s honey.
First side-to-side, then swarm, then hum,
Forewings in-and-out.
Queen Bee wants a dance tonight,
Wonder what that’s about?

My workout-style’s the latest buzz,
You gotta shake your money,
Hive beat music keeps it fresh,
whether local, raw - it’s honey.
First side-to-side, then swarm, then hum,
Forewings in-and-out.
Queen Bee wants a dance tonight,
Wonder what that’s about?

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